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DANCING BABY MUGGED

As the dancing baby was leaving the KRAZY DANCE CLUB he was mugged. He was returning to his home when the suspects snuck up on him and beat him, taking his rattle, and bottle of warm milk. Police have released the names of the suspects, and they are Bert and Ernie. They are thought to be hiding out in a garbage can with a grouch on Sesame Street.

Baby shown here dancing	Baby in hospital after the attack

MYSTERY OF DISAPPEARING SOCKS SOLVED

After many years of tracing down the reason for missing socks, it turns out that the Lint Gods use the single missing socks from your dryer and washing machine for sacrifices. As for there whereabouts, the Lint Gods live up in the great pile of lint in the sky.