HERE ARE SOME QUICK JOKES ENJOY THEM

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need because it's on sale.

 

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

 

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

 

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she could love you.

 

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

 

Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to.

 

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.

 

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. It's TRUE!
Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage!

 

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

 

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

 

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

 

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"