HERE ARE TEN QUESTIONS THAT NO ONE KNOWS THE ANSWERS TO

 

 

IF A TURTLE LOST HIS SHELL WOULD HE BE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

 

WHY DID THE KAMAKAZY PILOTS WEAR HELMETS?

 

CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

 

WHY DO HOT DOGS AND HOT DOG BUNS GET SOLD IN DIFFERENT AMOUNTS?

 

WHY ARE CIGARETTES SOLD IN GAS STATIONS WHEN SMOKING IS PROHIBITED THERE?

 

WHY ARE THERE BRAILLE SIGNS ON DRIVE UP ATM'S?

 

WHY DO AIRLINES CALL FLIGHTS NONSTOP? WON'T THEY ALL STOP EVENTUALLY?

 

WHY DO WE DRIVE ON PARKWAYS BUT PARK ON DRIVEWAYS?

 

WHY IS A PERSON THAT PLAYS THE PIANO CALLED A PIANIST, BUT A PERSON WHO DRIVES A RACE CAR ISN'T CALLED A RACIST?

 

IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?